I’ve been married for five years. To the same woman. I’ve wanted to divorce her...– Take a Stroll… with Rob Delaney - I Am Suing Kim Kardashian | VICE
newsweek: Tim Heidecker (he of Tim and Eric...
Conan Writer Deon Cole Calls ‘WTF’ On PETA Sea World Suit
They were fighting so hard to get me to take it out, so I went out on a limb and...– Mike Judge on the gangsta rap featured in Office Space
How Will Ferrell Touched Me Will Ferrell won the 2011 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Unfortunately, Larry David, Sarah Silverman, Amy Poehler, Zach Galifianakis, Eva Mendes, Christina Applegate, Maya Rudolph and Jon Heder were unable to attend the ceremony, so we asked them to record these fond personal memories of Will. [via funnyordie]
charlyneyi: In case you missed me on Conan Well this is the most endearing thing ever.
Tina Fey Explains Liz Lemon’s Middle Name
ifc: Fred and Carrie are TWINS and want to teach you all about Portland’s new recycling program! Check out a brand new clip from season 2 of Portlandia. Can’t wait to go green this winter.
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urlesque: Oh hey, here’s Herman Cain singing “Imagine There’s No Pizza” (aka John Lennon’s “Imagine” but with pizza lyrics) in 1991. He starts at 3:50. Lyrics: Imagine there’s no pizza I couldn’t if I tried Eating only tacos Or Kentucky Fried Imagine only burgers It’s frightening and sad You’re lucky you have pizza To feed your kids for you Only frosting or cookies And no dishes you...
For women, frump isn’t funny any longer. The new female comedian has to be the...– Fox News To Female Comedians: Be Sexy Shots fired.