HUFFPOST COMEDY

The writers of Bob’s Burgers have a side blog where they write play-by-play reviews of every episode of The Bachelor and Bachelorette.

Some creepy boot man greets them and says, “Make yourselves at home.” In a boot shop, a place all of us feel comfortable enough to call home. Nicki makes a metaphor about boots, and how every relationship fits like a boot and she’s the best boot for Ben and she wants Ben to be inside of her because she’s a boot.

I’ve never seen a second of The Bachelor and I can’t stop reading this.

[via androogenous]