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What do you have planned now that you’re moving on from this project?

I’m going to be in a pilot for Fox, which is really exciting. It’s called Flat Broke, and Ryan Murphy is producing it. Kathy Bates plays a woman who’s trying to start her life over again after a divorce, and she’s making money for herself by becoming a seamstress.

Who do you play?

…I play an iron.

Do you have a fear of being typecast?

I’m just playing to my strengths. I do have inquiries in about playing a panini press in an off-Broadway musical next spring.

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Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Get Severance: Interview With An Iron

From an interview with Monopoly’s recently retired iron game piece. — heidi

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