1. Dear Oprah,

    How are you? Hope you are well! How’s Stedman? The puppies? The favorite things?

    I’m doing all right, you know, living my best life. Well, as best as I can in chemotherapy.

    Today is my first day. It’s no book club!

    Cancerously,

    H. Alan

    p.s. what does it all mean?

    — H. Alan Scott has cancer and is blogging (pretty perfectly) about it for us

  2. But I still did the show and, honestly, I thought, “This is gonna be the worst show ever. I’m about to walk out onstage and tell them horrendous stuff.” But I knew that I had Louis CK coming out to close the show, in case my set was just the worst thing anyone’s ever heard. I can bring Louis CK out to make everyone forget that I was even ever up there. And that night before my show I was taking a shower and I thought, “How am I gonna get into all of this material?” And I pictured myself going out onstage saying, “Hey everybody you know, heads up I’ve had a weird few months so this is gonna be kind of a… not very traditional show of mine, just bear with me.” And then I was like “That is so lame I cannot start a show like that. And one side of my brain was, like, “Oh my gosh, what if you walked out onstage and started waving to everyone, saying, ‘Hi, I have cancer thanks for coming! I have cancer! How is everyone doing? I have cancer!’” And then I just started laughing so hard. And then the more time went on I kept laughing about that idea and then I was like, “I have to do that.

    — Tig Notaro Talks Breast Cancer Treatment, Moving To New York & Why She’s Having The Best & Worst Time Of Her Life | HuffPost Comedy